Melanie Griffith credited as playing...
Audrey Hankel, aka Lulu
- [a cop is writing her a ticket]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I've been admiring your bike.
- Motorcycle Cop: Oh, you interested in motorcycles?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: No, I just like big things between my legs.
- Charlie Driggs: Look, if you don't turn around and take me back, you're gonna make me do something that I don't wanna do.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [grins] I can hardly wait, Charlie.
- Charlie Driggs: What are you doing?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I'm setting you free.
- Charlie Driggs: Maybe I don't want to be free.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Maybe you're not.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [shouting at Charlie] I get involved with a married man who isn't even married!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Charlie, help!
- [Ray trips Audrey]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Charlie!
- Ray Sinclair: Didn't I tell you to stay? Haven't you hurt me enough already? Look what you're doing to me! Get in there! Why are you doing this to me? Shut up!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I hate you!
- Ray Sinclair: [Screaming] I HATE YOU TOO!
- Charlie Driggs: Lulu!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Charlie!
- Charlie Driggs: I may look straight, but deep down, I got what it takes.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Do you?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Let me guess. Sometimes you don't pay for your lunch. Or maybe you steal the occasional candy bar or newspaper. You're a closet rebel.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Ch-Ch-Charlie.
- [pulls out handcuffs]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: You game?
- Charlie Driggs: You're a funny girl.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: What are you gonna do now you've seen how the other half lives?
- Charlie Driggs: The other half?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: The other half of you.
- [Ray tosses Charlie around]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Ray, stop it! You'll kill him!
- Ray Sinclair: I'm just warming up.
- [Throws Charlie into the bathroom]
- Ray Sinclair: Get out of the way!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [Ray pushes Audrey to the wall] Ow!
- Ray Sinclair: I'm glad to see you finally made it to the suburbs, BITCH!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Are you afraid of me, Charlie?
- Charlie Driggs: I'm not afraid of you.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Let me see 'em.
- Charlie Driggs: All right, if you want to.
- Charlie Driggs: What are you doing? You're crazy. You're crazy. You really know that? Oh, God! I gotta go to work. I got - I got meetings. I got a million phone calls.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, relax, Charlie. Come on. Take the afternoon off. *You* deserve it. Really.
- Charlie Driggs: I - I can't just take the afternoon off. What, are you n - nuts? All right, look, let's a, let's a, I tell you what, you turn around when we get out of the tunnel. Let's just go back. This isn't funny.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Want a drink?
- Charlie Driggs: Let's just - no! Don't! God, don't drink! Please, this is dangerous. This is dangerous. Don't do that. God, don't.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Oo-oo-oo-oo.
- [takes another drink]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Hi. I need four pints of some Scotch, please. Hey, babe, you work here or what?
- Charlie Driggs: I just want you to know that l've, uh, I've never done anything like this before.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Don't worry, Charlie. I have.
- Charlie Driggs: Where are you going?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Pennsylvania, back to where l grew up.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, really? lt's hard to imagine you growing up.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: What, you think l was born like this?