Jeff Daniels credited as playing...
Charles Driggs
- Charlie Driggs: Look, if you don't turn around and take me back, you're gonna make me do something that I don't wanna do.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [grins] I can hardly wait, Charlie.
- Charlie Driggs: What are you doing?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I'm setting you free.
- Charlie Driggs: Maybe I don't want to be free.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Maybe you're not.
- Charlie Driggs: You were right. I'm a rebel. I am! I just channelled my rebellion into the mainstream.
- Irene: I'm Irene; I don't believe in name tags.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh. Hi. Ah...
- [points at his name tag]
- Charlie Driggs: Charlie. I never had many concrete convictions about 'em one way or another.
- Nelson: You really oughta see someone about that nose.
- Charlie Driggs: Broken nose ain't gonna kill ya, Nelson.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I hate you!
- Ray Sinclair: [Screaming] I HATE YOU TOO!
- Charlie Driggs: Lulu!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Charlie!
- Charlie Driggs: I may look straight, but deep down, I got what it takes.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Do you?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Ch-Ch-Charlie.
- [pulls out handcuffs]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: You game?
- Charlie Driggs: You're a funny girl.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: What are you gonna do now you've seen how the other half lives?
- Charlie Driggs: The other half?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: The other half of you.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Are you afraid of me, Charlie?
- Charlie Driggs: I'm not afraid of you.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Let me see 'em.
- Charlie Driggs: All right, if you want to.
- Charlie Driggs: What are you doing? You're crazy. You're crazy. You really know that? Oh, God! I gotta go to work. I got - I got meetings. I got a million phone calls.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, relax, Charlie. Come on. Take the afternoon off. *You* deserve it. Really.
- Charlie Driggs: I - I can't just take the afternoon off. What, are you n - nuts? All right, look, let's a, let's a, I tell you what, you turn around when we get out of the tunnel. Let's just go back. This isn't funny.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Want a drink?
- Charlie Driggs: Let's just - no! Don't! God, don't drink! Please, this is dangerous. This is dangerous. Don't do that. God, don't.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Oo-oo-oo-oo.
- [takes another drink]
- Charlie Driggs: I just want you to know that l've, uh, I've never done anything like this before.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Don't worry, Charlie. I have.
- Charlie Driggs: Where are you going?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Pennsylvania, back to where l grew up.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, really? lt's hard to imagine you growing up.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: What, you think l was born like this?
- Charlie Driggs, Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [singing] Wild thing! You make my heart sing, You make everything, Groovy, Wild thing! Wild thing, I think I love you, But, I want to know for sure
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Come on, hold me *tight*...
- Charlie Driggs: Lulu, look, uh, God, you're a great girl. You got a few problems, but you're a great girl. And you're loaded with potential. But you're just too much for me. I can't handle this.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Ladies, what do you think?
- Charlie Driggs: No.
- Junk Store Gal: Very nice.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, God!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Let me ask you this, if you were my mother and l brought this guy home as my husband - what would you think?
- Junk Store Gal: Very nice. But - l'd get rid of those handcuffs, if l were you.
- Ray Sinclair: l'll drive, Charlie! Hey, Charlie.
- Charlie Driggs: Yeah?
- Ray Sinclair: How do you like this baby?
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, God, it's a beauty, Ray.
- Ray Sinclair: Yeah. They don't make 'em like this any more.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, boy, this baby travels.
- Ray Sinclair: What do you drive?
- Charlie Driggs: I, uh, a Ford station wagon.