Joaquin Phoenix credited as playing...
- Kevin: All right, who talked?
- Max: It wasn't me, Han Solo. The Emperor got information out of Jinx.
- Kevin: Max... I am not Han Solo, okay? And you're not Luke Skywalker. There's no Empire. There's no Force and there's no Dark Side!
- Andie: [They're all in a space shuttle simulator] The computer does most of the work. Now the first lesson I want to teach you is...
- [Rudy moves the control stick, causing the simulator to lurch backward. Everyone falls]
- Andie: [glaring at Rudy] "Why I Won't Touch Anything Until I Know How to Use It."
- Rudy Tyler: By Rudy Tyler.
- Andie: Right.
- Max: Yeah, Rudy.
- Andie: [in the space shuttle] Max, Tish, take your seats on the main deck. If you need any help, just holler.
- Max: Roger, Commander. I'll arm the laser guns... May the Force be with you.
- [Kevin is showing Max how the shuttle toilet works. It involves a vacuum hose]
- Max: I ain't getting in that.
- Kevin: No, Max, come on. I mean, it's not like you're using it for much else anyway, right?
- Max: Somebody get me down from here, or I'm going to be SICK!
- Max: It's me! I'm here to rescue you!
- Max: Oh, I mean this is like the greatest thing since the X-Wing fighter!
- Max: WHAAAAAATTTTT'SSSSSS HAAAPPPPEENNNIIIIINGGG?
- Max: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Help me.
