Willie Nelson credited as playing...
Doc Holliday
- Doc Holliday: You're doing real good, Mrs. Mallory, doing real good. You couldn't be doing no better if you were in one of them fine bedrooms with a brace of nurses and one of them fifty dollar a day doctor.
- [she pants and groans]
- Doc Holliday: Mrs. Mallory, I've got to look now.
- Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Look?
- Doc Holliday: See if that baby don't come out straight, and head-first we could have a serious problem. It's going to be alright, but I do have to look.
- Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Do you mean... LOOK?
- Doc Holliday: Yes, ma'am. You gotta help me. You got to turn over.
- Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Would you put out your cigar first please?
- [he does]
- Doc Holliday: Now then, you got to turn over on your back and help me... not too fast. Onto your back. Spread your legs just as far as you can.
- Mrs. Lucy Mallory: I am never... going to be embarrassed... AGAIN!
- Doc Holliday: Anything else?
- Dallas: Yes. Don't slap the baby.
- Doc Holliday: Okay... why would I slap the baby?
- Dallas: I don't know, but most doctors do. It's a custom I'm not in favor of. Nobody comes into this world looking for a fight. You go get 'em!