Bob Hoskins credited as playing...
Stanley Gould
- [Stanley is trying to check into his hotel]
- Stanley Gould: I have to get right to my suite. I'm the writer.
- Stuntman: So? I'm the stunt coordinator.
- Stanley Gould: So you can fall down later - I have writing that can't wait.
- [On Stanley's adaptation of Michael's book]
- Stanley Gould: You're not upset are you?
- Michael Burgess: [annoyed] I think I should warn you - I have a sword in my bag.