Charlotte Rae credited as playing...
Miss Cackle • Agatha
- Miss Cackle: Donna's arrived. She'll be a hundred and thirty six next month and she still acts like a teenager.
- Miss Cackle: So Mildred, what can I do for you?
- Mildred Hubble: Miss Hardbroom sent me.
- Miss Cackle: Oh, dear. What happened this time?
- Miss Cackle: Now, Mildred, what can I do for you?
- Mildred Hubble: Miss Hardbroom sent me.
- Miss Cackle: Oh, dear. What happened this time?
- Mildred Hubble: I made the wrong potion.
- Miss Cackle: And?
- Mildred Hubble: Instead of laughing... I disappeared.
- Miss Cackle: Oh dear, Mildred. Oh, dear, dear, dear. You must be the worst witch in the entire school. My words seem to go in one ear and out the other.
- Mildred Hubble: I do try, Miss Cackle. It's just that everything always goes wrong.
- Miss Cackle: I understand, dear, but you've got to apply yourself better. If you don't pass your first term exams you'll never get your witches junior certificate.
- Mildred Hubble: I'll try harder.
- Miss Cackle: Please do. I don't want to see you in here again.
- Mildred Hubble: You won't.
- [after Mildred falls down on the ground with her broomstick, stands up and sees Miss Hardbroom and Miss Cackle]
- Mildred Hubble: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know how what happened.
- Miss Constance Hardbroom: I was a fool to trust you. You abominable child, Mildred. Get out of my sight.
- Mildred Hubble: I know what you're thinking.
- Miss Cackle: You are to return to school at once. Go to bed without supper and I'll see you at my office tomorrow at noon. Please, go.
- [Mildred leaves]
- [first lines]
- Miss Constance Hardbroom: Morning, Miss Cackle.
- Miss Cackle: Good morning, Miss Hardbroom. Lovely morning.
- Miss Cackle: [to Agatha and her crones] Now what in the name of Halloween do you think you were doing?