Kadeem Hardison credited as playing...
Dwayne Wayne
- [Ron and Dwayne are dressed as women to hide from cocaine dealers that are chasing them]
- Ron Johnson: You look ridiculous.
- Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: Well, nobody's gonna mistake you for Miss America.
- Ron Johnson: I'm talking about you lipstick it clashes with your blouse.
- [after returning from the Island Police station dressed as women because they're hiding from drug dealers]
- Ron Johnson: You got my butt pinched by some dock worker.
- Dwayne Cleophus Wayne: A butt pinch hurts a lot less then a bullet wound.
- Ron Johnson: [snatching off his wig and slamming it angryly on the couch] At least a bullet is something you can take like a man.