Wayne Kaatz: Rob (The Master)

The Brave Little Toaster

Rob (The Master)

Black and White TV: Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof! Corner of 3rd and East. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of... of... TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS!
[Burts out laughing and collapses]
Rob: Have you ever heard of this place before? Looks pretty neat.

Rob: [searching the cabin for his appliance] Where's the toaster?
[Toaster is thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster]
Rob: Where's the vacuum?
[Kirby is thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster]
Kirby: No!
Rob: What's going on? Where's the radio? Where's the lamp and blanket?
[Radio, Lampy, and Blankey are thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster]

Mother: Rob, are you sure you have enough underwear?
Rob: Mom, you packed enough underwear to stock the whole dorm.
Mother: Did you pack enough socks?
Rob: Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything, I'm going to college. It's just college.
Mother: Just give me something to worry about.
Rob: [talking over his mother] I'm your mother.

Rob (The Master): [doorbell rings] Oh that's probably Chris, we're going out to the cabin today and pick up like the old lamp and radio and stuff I can use them at the dorm.
Mother: Oh, terrific.
Chris: Hi Rob, you ready.
Rob (The Master): Yeah. Goodbye Mom.
[leaves]
Mother: Take your sweater!

Rob (The Master): [Rob and Chris are driving to the cabin] You're going to like this cabin too bad we have to sell it.
[They later arrived at the cabin]
Chris: Boy, you are some lucky kid.
Rob (The Master): Yup every summer for as long as I can remember. We'd be running all over this place.
[Opens the door for Chris]
Rob (The Master): come on in. It's the greatest isn't it
Chris: [the house is a mess] You guys sure did some weird stuff with your furniture.
Rob (The Master): [confused] Huh? Well... What happened? This is.. well geez. Somebody really trashed the whole cottage.
Chris: You big Dumbo didn't you lock the doors?

Mother: You can just take some of our things. Oh, this lamp will look so cute in your dorm room.
Chris: Go for it!
Rob: Well, what are you going to read by, then?
Mother: Oh, I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out.
Rob: Thanks, Mom, but I'm not taking any of your stuff. I'll just pick up some cheap stuff at some old appliance store like... whatever.
Black and White TV: That's right, folks! Appliances! Cheap appliances! Available now at Ernie's Disposal!
Rob: Where's a good bargain place around here?
Chris: You should have gone for the new stuff.