Larry Mintz credited as playing...
Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: What'll it be?
- Carl Hefler: [walking up to the bar] Package delivery.
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: For who?
- Carl Hefler: It just says "Mayday".
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Here I'll take it.
- Carl Hefler: Ya gotta sign for it.
- [passing a clipboard]
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: [signs and returns clipboard]
- Carl Hefler: [reading signature] Kay-no-bee... K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars?
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: No idiot, it's "Knobby".
- Carl Hefler: Oh! it's... so it's like a nickname.
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Yes, I think maybe it's something like that.
- [knocking on his bald head]
- Carl Hefler: Well I'm gonna need your full name, please.
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Sorry...
- Carl Hefler: Come on, it's the regulations.
- Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno: Hey fuck you, okay?
- Carl Hefler: Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin' package and you decide to blow me shit?
- [getting more irate]
- Carl Hefler: Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you're my idea of a dream come true - takin' shit from a dildo with ears?
- [shouting]
- Carl Hefler: You know when I was like five I said, "Dad, Dad! Can I get a job where random fuckin' shitheads blow me crap all day?" I'm gonna break you in fuckin' half and use your head as a ballpoint!
- [grabs Knobby by the shirt]
- Carl Hefler: Now sign the goddamn thing!