Wilford Brimley credited as playing...
Haney
- [in the locomotive's cab speeding towards a cop car]
- Leo Pickett: Better slow up, they ain't moving.
- Will Haney: Oh they'll move.
- Leo Pickett: [looking around] There any selt belts in these things?
- [first lines]
- Will Haney: You fool.
- [dragging him off the railroad tracks]
- Will Haney: You pretty near bought the farm, you drunken old son of a bitch.
- Hobo: The hell I did.
- [laughing and drinking]
- Will Haney: You lay around on them railroad tracks and you'll have no legs, by golly.
- Hobo: Well, at least I would have matched set.
- [laughing boisterously]
- [last lines]
- Leo Pickett: [looking at historic picture of a train engine] They don't make em like that any more, do they Haney?
- Will Haney: That's a fact, Boss. That's a fact.
- Leo Pickett: Kinda like being outlaws, huh? Out here roughin' it around, like Bonnie and Clyde.
- Will Haney: Leo, who you gonna be? Bonnie or Clyde.
- Everett: May I please marry Charlotte again, sir?
- Charlotte: See daddy, this is the ring he gave me;
- Will Haney: That's the same ring he gave you last time.
- Charlotte: Yeah, but he had it cleaned.
- Will Haney: [to Everett] OK, son, You can marry her again but I'll tell you this. If you sadden or hurt her this time I will find you, son, and I will beat you until your head is soft and mushy.