Kieron Jecchinis credited as playing...
Crazy Earl
- Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
- Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
- Private Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie."
- Private Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.
- Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.
- T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret.
- Doc Jay: Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.
- Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer.
- Private Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians?
- Animal Mother: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.
- T.H.E. Rock: You're going home now.
- Crazy Earl: Semper fi.
- Donlon: We're mean marines, sir.
- Private Eightball: Go easy, bros.
- Animal Mother: Better you than me.
- Crazy Earl: I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little Commie bastards, man, I really do! These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today - are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shootin'.