Jon Stafford credited as playing...
Doc Jay
- Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
- Private Cowboy: Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie."
- Private Eightball: Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.
- Donlon: T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.
- T.H.E. Rock: I'll be Ann-Margret.
- Doc Jay: Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.
- Crazy Earl: I'll be General Custer.
- Private Rafterman: Well, who'll be the Indians?
- Animal Mother: Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.
- Doc Jay: Cowboy!
- Private Cowboy: What?
- Doc Jay: We can't leave him out there!
- Private Cowboy: We're not leaving. We'll get him when the tank comes up.
- Doc Jay: He's hit three fuckin' times, he can't wait that long!
- Private Cowboy: I've seen this before, that sniper is just trying to suck us in one at a time.
- Private Cowboy: [Eightball is shot a fourth time by the sniper and screams] No!
- [Animal Mother opens fire]
- Private Cowboy: Goddam it! No! Goddamit cease fire! You can't see the sniper!
- Doc Jay: Man, fuck this! Fuck this shit! I'm going in to bring him out.
- Private Cowboy: No, you sit the fuck down!
- Doc Jay: Cover me!
- [Runs out in the open to save Eightball]
- Private Cowboy: Goddamit! Fuck!
- [the Lusthog Squad opens fire]