William Callaway credited as playing...
Beach Head
- Beach-head: What's that bow-wow doing here?
- Law: That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!
- Beach-head: This is supposed to be *your* test, Law!
- Law: Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He finds the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.
- Beach-head: What is he doing? Get rid of that thing.
- [Beach-head throws the explosive device away only to be horrified that Order has retrieved it and given it back to him]
- Law: Order! Give it here. I'm sorry, Beach-head. He's usually very obedient.
- Beach-head: Yeah well, just get rid of that thing. I hope you BOTH get fleas!
- Beach-head: You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lt. Falcon?
- Jinx: Terrific question!
- Big Lob: Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.
- Tunnel Rat: I think he had a date or something.
- Big Lob: Big Lob makes his move! Big Lob goes for the gold!
- [attempts to swing across a trench but flames shoot up]
- Big Lob: He cuts cross-court, sidestepping the opposition!
- [heads towards another trench, filled with water and covered with barbed wire]
- Big Lob: He executes a perfect ten dive!
- [dives into the water and swims across; gargling]
- Big Lob: The goal line is in sight!
- [rises out of the water]
- Big Lob: Breaks free in the end zone!
- [automatic turret starts firing at him; he dodges and tosses a grenade]
- Big Lob: Takes down the defense and lays down the long bomb! It's looking good! Rim shot! Will it drop in? YES!
- [continues to dodge gunfire until Tunnel Rat comes out of a pipeline and shoots the turret. Big Lob then rings the bell]
- Big Lob: Big Lob wins!
- [Tunnel Rat rings the bell and the two celebrate]
- Big Lob: And the crowd goes bananas!
- [Beachhead throws down his remote control in frustration]
- Beach Head: The crowd ain't the only thing that's going bananas!