Sergio Rubini credited as playing...
Il Giornalista
- Reporter: I don't like smoking or drinking.
- Marcello Mastroianni: But how about women?
- Reporter: Oh, yes, a lot, but...
- Federico Fellini: But? But what?
- Reporter: Frankly, what I like best is jerking off.
- Marcello Mastroianni: Ah. Good solution. An exercise in concentration that stimulates fantasy, and I'd say it develops a novelist's turn of mind. My experiences, for example, were like installment novels - always new characters who introduced other ones: "Meet my sister. This is my cousin."
- Fascist Grape Picker: Companion, with fascist ardor we offer the golden fruit of our vineyards.
- Reporter: Has it been washed?