Lance Guest credited as playing...
Michael Brody
- Michael Brody: [to torch-wielding welder wife Carla] I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.
- Michael Brody: Dad died of a heart attack!
- Ellen Brody: No. He died from fear. The fear of it killed him.
- Michael Brody: How come it's my responsibility?
- Carla Brody: Because.
- Michael Brody: Oh. OK, now I understand; all you had to do was explain it. I take out the garbage... because.
- Ellen Brody: I want you to get out of the water.
- Michael Brody: What?
- Ellen Brody: I want you to get out of that terrible job!
- Michael Brody: C'mon Mom, you can't be serious.
- Ellen Brody: Damn! I'm serious.
- Michael Brody: Sharp shirt, Jake.
- Jake: Hey, may your sex life be as busy as your shirt.
- Carla Brody: Why, thank you.
- Michael Brody: You weren't exactly a deprived kid. Think I buy that roots-rock-reggae bullshit, forget it. Cut that hair, and you're nothing but a three-piece suit.
- Jake: You know why you got no ambition?
- Michael Brody: Why is that, Jake?
- Jake: That's what happens when you lead a sheltered Norman Rockwell life.
- Jake: Everything's cool. You know, I'm thinkin' about yesterday. It's probably all a mistake. He was just hungry. You got that tasty look, you know?
- Michael Brody: Yeah, but how come only me, though, you know?
- Jake: Maybe he just like white meat.
- Michael Brody: You're a funny guy, Jake.