Leonardo Cimino credited as playing...
Scary German Guy
- Scary German Guy: [as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house] I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection...
- [points to mirror, where he is clearly visible]
- Scary German Guy: ... now would I?
- Horace: Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
- Scary German Guy: Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.
- [Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist]
- Patrick: [going to approach Scary German Guy] So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?
- Scary German Guy: [comes up behind them] Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.
- Eugene: Is she a versgin?
- Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
- Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
- Scary German Guy: I'll help her!
- [holds a glinting sharp knife in the dim sunlight of his living room]
- Scary German Guy: Boys, time is almost up.
- [after a moment pause]
- Scary German Guy: For last chance of some pie.