Andre Gower credited as playing...
Sean
- Phoebe: [outside the tree house, wanting to join the club] Mom says you have to let me in, or else it's prescription!
- Sean: That's "discrimination", jerkoid! Prescription is drugs... which you're on, if you think you're getting in here!
- Phoebe: [DELETED LINE] What is this, the Masters of the Universe Woman-Haters' Club?
- Sean: [DELETED LINE] That's HE-MAN, Phoebe! *He-Man* Woman Haters' Club, not Masters of the...! Okay, I can dig how that might be confusing. But you're still not getting in.
- Det. Del Crenshaw: [about the killer in the 12th Groundhog Day movie] I thought they killed him in the last one.
- Sean: They did, he returns from the grave.
- Det. Del Crenshaw: He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!
- Sean: That was part 7.
- Sean: I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!
- Rudy: So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?
- Sean: No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe
- Rudy: Yeah but if they shot him?
- Sean: It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.
- Eugene: Mummy came in my house!
- Sean: Guys, Dracula might be here too.
- Patrick: Oh man, Fat Kid farted!
- Horace: Did not!
- Sean: God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!