Robby Kiger credited as playing...
Patrick
- Patrick: You're not a virgin are you?
- Patrick's Sister: [shakes her head]
- Patrick: No? What do you mean No?
- Patrick's Sister: Well, Steve... but he doesn't count.
- Patrick: DOESN'T COUNT?
- Patrick: [going to approach Scary German Guy] So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?
- Scary German Guy: [comes up behind them] Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.
- Eugene: Is she a versgin?
- Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
- Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
- Scary German Guy: I'll help her!
- Patrick's Sister: [about the Scary German Guy] Why don't you have him read it?
- Patrick: He's not a virgin!
- Patrick's Sister: Did you ask him?
- Sean: I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!
- Rudy: So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?
- Sean: No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe
- Rudy: Yeah but if they shot him?
- Sean: It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.
- Eugene: Mummy came in my house!
- Sean: Guys, Dracula might be here too.
- Patrick: Oh man, Fat Kid farted!
- Horace: Did not!
- Sean: God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!