Danny Aiello credited as playing...
Mr. Johnny Cammareri
- Cosmo Castorini: You'll have your eyes opened for you, my friend.
- Johnny: I have my eyes open.
- Cosmo Castorini: Oh yeah? Well, stick around. Don't go on any long trips.
- Johnny: I don't know what you mean.
- Cosmo Castorini: I know you don't. That's the point. I'll say no more.
- Johnny: You haven't said anything!
- Cosmo Castorini: And that's all I'm saying.
- Johnny: In time you will see that this is the best thing.
- Loretta Castorini: In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!
- [Johnny, at his mother's deathbed, telephones his fiancee Loretta]
- Loretta Castorini: Did you tell her we're getting married?
- Johnny: I'm waiting... I'm waiting for a moment when she is peaceful.
- Loretta Castorini: Well, don't wait until she's dead.
- Rose: Why do men chase women?
- Johnny: Well, there's a Bible story... God... God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Now maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a big hole there, where there used to be something. And the women have that. Now maybe, just maybe, a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.
- Rose: [frustrated] But why would a man need more than one woman?
- Johnny: I don't know. Maybe because he fears death.
- [Rose looks up, eyes wide, suspicions confirmed]
- Rose: That's it! That's the reason!
- Johnny: I don't know...
- Rose: No! That's it! Thank you! Thank you for answering my question!
- Johnny: [Bobo shows up with the dessert cart] Would you like some dessert?
- Loretta Castorini: [looks at the cart] You know I really shouldn't.
- Johnny: Will you marry me?
- Loretta Castorini: Bobo, take the cart away.
- Bobo: Veddy good, miss.
- Loretta Castorini: [on the phone with Johnny] Call me after you tell her... and uh, don't stand directly under the sun - you got a hat, use your hat.
- Johnny: Ok, I got my hat, all right.