Number One with a Bullet

The following review contains negative opinions about a bad movie. Please note, Billy Dee Williams is exempt from all negative comments because that man radiates so much charm and cool that even in this debacle he shines.

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Holy bad acting, Batman! This thing is an absolute, ungodly mess. The performances are awful, the plot is boring and overplayed and the... You know what, I can sum this one up really easy. At multiple times this reminded me of The Room. The awkward jumps from thing to thing, the stunned acting, the effort to make one character just seem really, really cool (and it wasn't Billy Dee). If Tommy Wiseau made a Lethal Weapon knock off, this is what you'd get.

Oh, throw in some really casual police corruption and power tripping for good measure. If not for the incredible charisma of one Mr Williams, this would get a rock bottom score but that man is a treasure so he bumps it up a bit.

The only way I could recommend this is if you've only ever seen Billy Dee as Lando from Start Wars. If that's the case, like it kinda was for me, this is worth watching just to add more of him to your film experience. There is nothing else here worth your time.

No one will ever say this was a "great film", but it's still got plenty of redeeming qualities that place it far above most of the tripe Hollywierd is pumping out these days. An endless stream of subtle but hilarious one-liners ("Man, I was just on the toilet thinking' about you. Ain't life a bitch?" and "I guess he shoulda froze." "Well, it's not like we didn't tell him."), scene setups that have been copied to death for their comic potential (like the drying-out scene), and the cliché but still fresh presentation of a classic buddy-movie. Even the annoying characters (like Mom) are somehow entertaining in their own way. It doesn't surprise me that this title is conspicuously absent from rental shelves, but I, for one, will be glad when it's finally available on DVD.

PS I still find myself quoting this movie at least once a week: "No, thanks. I'm on a low-mucous diet." :-D

A typical buddy buddy cop thriller of the late '80s, heavily derivative and sadly too low budget to do much with the premise. The story involves a couple of cops (Carradine and Williams) who go on the trail of nefarious criminals and gradually uncover a minor conspiracy. Peter Graves plays the police chief. It's amiable enough in a low-to-mid budget way, with some action, but entirely forgettable with it.

Number One With A Bullet is a buddy cop action/thriller with the mismatched pair of actors Robert Carradine and Billy Dee Williams. I am a fan of both of the leading men in this film, however they have zero onscreen chemistry. This was a later era film for Cannon studios and was poorly promoted and I didn't even know that this existed until recently. Robert Carradine put forth a effort in this movie, but was definitely not right for this. Billie Dee Williams is always cool, but can't really elevate a movie that's nothing special in the first place. Even the action is not that great and this is the same company that made Invasion USA. I would rather watch that instead.

(1987) Number One With A Bullet ACTION COMEDY

After the success of "Lethal Weapon" came this low budget effort which is quite good but cannot level up to the same manner as the first two "Lethal Weapons films in terms of budget anyway. But in my opinion is better than "Lethal Weapon 4" and for it's story line and resonating characters. It has Det. Nick Barzack (Robert Carradine) and Det. Frank Hazeltine (Billy Dee Williams) on a crusade to bring down a drug ring. At the same time Barzack is having problems with his home life as he is still separated with his wife, Tereasa Barzak (Valerie Bertinelli) and his boss of the police department, Capt. Ferris (Peter Graves).