Edie McClurg credited as playing...
Car Rental Agent
- Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
- Neal: Yes.
- Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
- Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile! A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
- Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
- Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now.
- [pause]
- Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
- Neal: I threw it away.
- Car Rental Agent: Oh, boy.
- Neal: Oh, boy, what?
- Car Rental Agent: [narrows her eyes] You're fucked.
- Car Rental Agent: [edited TV version only]
- [cheerfully]
- Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
- Neal: Yes.
- Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
- Neal: You can start by wiping that chirpy turkey smile off your rosy cheeks! Then you can give me an automobile! A Datsun, a Toyota, a Mustang, a Buick! Four wheels and a seat!
- Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
- Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of nowhere with keys to a car that isn't there. And I really didn't care to walk down a highway and across a runway to get back here to have you smile in my face. I want a car... right... now.
- Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
- Neal: I threw it away.
- Car Rental Agent: Oh, boy.
- Neal: Oh, boy, what?
- Car Rental Agent: [chuckles] You're screwed.