Shane Black credited as playing...
Hawkins
- Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
- [Billy stares blankly]
- Hawkins: See, 'cause of the echo.
- [Hawkins walks away; after a few moments, Billy starts laughing heartily]
- Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
- [Billy stares blankly]
- Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
- [Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
- Hawkins: ... big as a house.