Thomas Ryan credited as playing...
Robert Darcy
- Rick Latimer: [dealing with a couple of troublemakers in his new office, both of whom keep insulting - and trying to injure - each other in front of him] Like I said, we got all day.
- Robert Darcy: [enters nervously] I was hoping to speak to you before this...
- Rick Latimer: This wonderful welcoming party? Why don't we start my first day off with some expulsion papers for Mr. Shit and Mr. Fuck here? And call the police.
- [to Jake Phillips who has just popped in]
- Rick Latimer: Hi. Rick Latimer. I'm the new principal.
- Jake Phillips: No kidding.
- [moves on]
- Robert Darcy: [to Latimer] Did you get a look at the neighborhood coming into this place? Brandel High isn't exactly the highest priority for the police around here.
- Rick Latimer: These guys are trying to cut each other's nuts off!
- Robert Darcy: The cops would only ask why you stopped them! As far as expulsion goes, most of the students here have already been expelled from someplace else!
- Rick Latimer: All right, look, I want every assistant from the athletic department, I want every class schedule, and I want every student's attendance record in my office, right now.
- Robert Darcy: Right now?
- Rick Latimer: No. Surprise me on my birthday.