Griffin Dunne: Loudon Trott

Who's That Girl

Loudon Trott

Cabbie #1: So, you're getting married?
Loudon Trott: Yep. Tomorrow at noon, I'm marrying Wendy Worthington.
Cabbie #1: You? Nah.
Loudon Trott: What?
Cabbie #1: You marrying Wendy Worthington? I can't see it. You're not her type.
Loudon Trott: You know Wendy Worthington?
Cabbie #1: Sure. Wendy from Scarsdale. I had her in the cab once.
Loudon Trott: Well, just because you happened to have given her a ride, that doesn't mean that you know her type.
Cabbie #1: I didn't say I gave her a ride. I said I had her in the cab.
[Loudon slumps back in his seat looking mortified as the cab stops]
Cabbie #1: Here we are. That'll be $6.50.
Loudon Trott: I don't have any money.
Cabbie #1: Oh, forget it. For any friend of Wendy's.

Nikki Finn: Hey, a mall! Ha ha!... As long as we're here, can we go in for a few seconds? I can't go back to Philly without any presents for my mom - she thinks I've been shopping.
Loudon Trott: For four years?
Nikki Finn: Mm-hmm. So I can't exactly go back empty-handed, 'cause it isn't very nice.

Nikki Finn: C'mon, Loudon, haven't you ever done anything you were proud of?
Loudon Trott: Well, I used to be really good at fencing.
Nikki Finn: See? There you go. I knew ya had it in ya.
Loudon Trott: Yeah, but of course my father would never come watch me.
Nikki Finn: Why would your father wanna watch you turn over stolen goods? You're twisted!

Louden Trott: We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of MY things.

Montgomery Bell: Excuse the mess. I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper.
Loudon Trott: He quit?
Montgomery Bell: No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.

Louden Trott: Just tell me, I won't be upset. I really just want to know. Are you the Anti-Christ? You can tell me, really. I won't be mad. You are, aren't you?

Nikki Finn: [in a sing-song voice, as she races to pass a train before it reaches the intersection] We'll make it!
Loudon Trott: I'll accept anything but a tie.

Nikki Finn: [after jumping from one building over to another, to Loudon] Jump!
Loudon Trott: [reaching the edge of the building, nervous] What?
Nikki Finn: Come on!
Loudon Trott: Are you insane?
Nikki Finn: I did it, you can do it!
Loudon Trott: You're a criminal, I'm a tax attorney! I'll be all right here, I'm sure somebody'll call the cops.
Nikki Finn: They are the cops!
Loudon Trott: [shots are being fired behind him, nonstop] AHH!
Loudon Trott: [nervously] Maybe if I just explain...
Nikki Finn: Explain what, Trott? That we were buyin' four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your gold card?
Loudon Trott: [jumps frantically to the next building] OK!

Loudon Trott: I'm getting married tomorrow.
Nikki Finn: Oh, great. What's her name?
Loudon Trott: Wendy.
Nikki Finn: Oh, Wendy. That's a nice name. I'd like to meet her.
Loudon Trott: Well, you two really don't have much in common. See, she being a mere human person, you being a force of nature.

Loudon Trott: I'm not letting you out of my sight. I gave my word, I would see you on that bus. And until that glorious moment comes, you and I are stuck together like *glue* - like Mutt and Jeff, Amos and Andy, Frick and Frack, Spic 'n Span, Yin and Yang, Arm and Hammer, Pork and Beans.

Nikki Finn: Hey! You know what I think, huh? I think that you want to stay with me. Yeah. But you just can't admit it.
Loudon Trott: [taken aback] You think that I'd want to stay with you? I mean, that I would actually *want* to stay with *you*? Do you believe this? Lady, I'm surprised your *shadow* keeps you company!