Garfield: Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on.
Garfield: After seven seasons we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot.
Garfield: [Odie takes him to a head of cabbage, after telling him it was a watch] Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it.