Kiefer Sutherland credited as playing...
Tad
- Tad Allagash: Doing a little writing, are we?
- [reads paper in typewriter]
- Tad Allagash: Yeah! "Dead Amanda"! I told ya, you get more nookie than you can shake a fucking stick at if you just told people your wife was dead.
- Jamie Conway: I hit the wrong key.
- Tad Allagash: Ready to roll? The girls are waiting.
- Jamie Conway: Right. Where are we rolling to?
- Tad Allagash: Into the heart of the night! Wherever there are dances to be danced, drugs to be hoovered, women to be Allagashed. It's a dirty job, Jamie, but somebody's got to do it.
- Tad Allagash: Speaking of drugs, are you in possession?
- Jamie Conway: Negative.
- Tad Allagash: Not even a single line for young Tad?
- Jamie Conway: Sorry.
- Tad Allagash: Not even a mirror to lick?
- Tad Allagash: I, believe it or not, took this bimbo back to her place on Fifth Avenue. Did some of her off-the-boat-quality drugs. We scooped it out of these tall Ming vases - did it off each other's naked bodies. Fucking beautiful, man.
- Tad Allagash: She's an Allagash. She has Allagash genes. She's a very attractive lady. She'll also inherit a little of the Allagash money.
- Tad Allagash: D'you know that 90 of household dust is composed of human epidermal matter?
- Jamie Conway: That's skin to you. That's why I'm thinking about Amanda. She left her skin behind.