Doug Hutchison credited as playing...
Obie
- Archie Costello: [firm and serious tone] All right, Renault! Playtime's over. Tell us... why aren't you selling any chocolates?
- Jerry: [stammering as usual] B-because... I-I don't want to.
- Archie Costello: [scoffs] You don't want to? Hey, Obie!
- Obie: [annoyed] What?
- Archie Costello: Did you not want to come to school today?
- Obie: Hell no.
- Archie Costello: But you came here anyway, didn't you?
- Obie: Hell yes!
- Archie Costello: [to Jerry] There, you see Renault? We all have to do things that we don't want to do.
- [last lines]
- Obie: [proudly] Kagan, Stanley.
- Archie Costello: [lowly] Assignment?
- Obie: [sighs then smiles] He has to get us naked pictures of his little sister.
- [laughs at this]
- Obie: No, no, no, no. No, better yet, his mom.
- [laughs excitedly and ponders his feet]
- Obie: Hey, Arch, no complaints, huh? You're still lucky to be in the Vigils.
- Archie Costello: [unhappy at this, continues with the assignments] Three more to go.
- Obie: Lydon, Jeremy.
- Archie Costello: Assignment?
- Obie: He has to eat his snot in front of everybody.
- [laughs again at this]
- Obie: [gleefully] WOOHOO! Hey, Arch.
- Archie Costello: Yes?
- Obie: I don't know what you're always complaining about. This is easy.
- [Archie goes silent out of humiliation]