Edie McClurg credited as playing...
Chastity Pariah
- Chastity Pariah: Please, I don't think we need to resort to name calling. I think what Calvin is trying to say is that this Elvira is a person of easy virtue, a purveyor of pulchritude, a one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will. A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore!
- Chastity Pariah: [seeing Elvira arriving] Well, I never.
- Elvira: Yeah, and you never will with those soup cans on your head.
- Chastity Pariah: Listen, young lady. I don't know who your are or where you came from, but you most certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress.
- Elvira: Listen, sister. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
- Chastity Pariah: You all saw it! He attacked me in broad daylight and he had his way with me!
- Calvin Cobb: Me? I barely got away with my life! You could have worn out a mechanical bull!
- Chastity Pariah: You're not gonna get away with this, you sex-addled maniac! I demand that the council remove this pervert!
- Mr. Clotter: I never laid a hand on those sheep, so help me.
- Mrs. Meeker: Calvin is the one who was painting everybody in apple butter! I was just an innocent on-licker!
- Chastity Pariah: [about Elvira] Well, if she's morally unfit, then we have every right to do anything we can to get her out of this town. Are we agreed?
- Chastity Pariah: I don't know who you are, or where you're from but you don't fit in this town. You don't even fit in that dress.
- Elvira: If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
- Vincent Talbot: As you may have surmised my sister and I, shall we say, had our differences.
- Elvira: Yeah, you really got shafted. Tell you what, I'll share my inheritance with you. You can have the dog.
- Vincent Talbot: No! Thank you. But I would be interested in acquiring that recipe book, you know, for sentimental reasons. I'd be willing to pay you, say, $50.
- Elvira: [Chastity Pariah passes by and only hears Elvira's response] Yeah, sure, I'll do it for fifty bucks.
- Chastity Pariah: [indignantly] Oh!