Jaclyn Bernstein credited as playing...
Mary Bobrucz
- Stan: Why don't we just keep it.
- Mr. Babrucz: Grow up! You had a gerbil last year, you forgot to feed it, it died. This baby is going up for adoption, period.
- Donna Elliot: No. Darcy is not going to lug this baby around for nine months and get stretch marks so you could give it up to Catholic charities.
- Mary Bobrucz: Mom, what are stretch marks?
- Mr. Babrucz: Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman.
- [Mrs. Babrucz covers her face, embarrassed]
- Mrs. Bobrucz: Stay for dinner, Darcy. We have glumpkies.
- Darcy: I'd love to, but it's Thursday.
- Lou Bobrucz: Oh, yeah. French night.
- Mr. Babrucz, Stan: French night! Ooh-la-la!
- Mr. Babrucz: Come wit me to zee Casbah.
- Mary Bobrucz: What's a Casbah?
- Mrs. Bobrucz: We have French fries!
- Stan: French dressing.
- Mr. Babrucz: Ooh! Zee french toast.
- Mrs. Bobrucz: And for dessert - we've got ice cream.
- Lou Bobrucz: French vanilla.
- Mary Bobrucz: And french kissing. With gum!
- [Stan and Darcy stop chewing their gum]