Keenen Ivory Wayans credited as playing...
Jack Spade
- Jack Spade: Mr. Big is gonna pay. And if I see those little Evans midgets, they ass is mine. I'm - it's payback! It's payback And Lois Mitchell? You know, she snuck me! She snuck me! In fifth grade, you - I was eatin' my Jello when you hit me, baby, but...
- Cheryl: Jack, they were just kids!
- Jack Spade: Look, a family full of midgets is not considered kids. That's a gang!
- Cheryl: Jack, wait a minute! Jack, getting yourself killed is not gonna prove anything!
- Jack Spade: It proves I can beat a woman and some midgets.
- Jack Spade: Damm it, man, I heard the People's Revolutionary Army was once a thousand strong. Now what happened?
- Kalinga: They got government jobs.
- Jack Spade: What?
- Kalinga: You know that government office on 25th Street?
- Jack Spade: Yeah?
- Kalinga: We went down to take it over... but they were hiring that day. The brothers walked in with guns. Came out with jobs. The brothers weren't mad anymore. Yes, Whitey is something else.
- Jack Spade: [looks at musicians] Who are these guys?
- John Slade: They're my theme music. Every good hero should have some!
- Jack Spade: You? You're Mr. Big? But I thought you were...
- Mr. Big: What? Above playing an exploitation villain? Well, you're wrong! Lots of famous people have done exploitation movies. Uh, Shelley Winters was in, uh...
- Flyguy: Cleopatra Jones.
- Mr. Big: Uh, Angie Dickinson.
- Jack Spade: Uh, Big Bad Mama!
- Mr. Big: Big Bad Mama. Jamie Lee Curtis?
- Leonard: Uh... Halloween!
- Flyguy: Right, right, right!
- Mr. Big: And now I'm Mr. Big. And I'm sorry, boys, but there ain't gonna be a sequel to this one.
- John Slade: Don't try it, Big.
- [Big turns around and gets shot dead. Slade walks in, his clothes tattered and singed]
- John Slade: I got you, sucka.
- Cheryl: Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he...
- Jack Spade: Well, what? Cheryl, come on!
- Cheryl: He started wearing gold chains, Jack.
- Jack Spade: Oh, God, no!
- Jack Spade: [showing Slade a photo] Do you remember that woman?
- John Slade: Yeah, I sure do. That's Bell Brown. We used to call her "hot chocolate." She had the softest eyes. She had these big old round, brown, firm ti... You know, she would do this little trick with her mouth where she would...
- Jack Spade: That's my mother, man!
- John Slade: She was a good woman, your mother. She was. Absolutely a good woman.
- Wayne Evans: Hey, man, from the waist down, you're mine!
- Jack Spade: Yeah? Get on a ladder and see how tough you are!
- Ma Bell: Let's get out of here. Follow me.
- Jack Spade: No, you follow me.
- Ma Bell: Follow me!
- Slammer: I don't care who follows who. If y'all step on my bunion, I'll kill both of you.
- Jack Spade: You okay?
- Slammer: I'm hit.
- Jack Spade: [checks Slammer] Where you... Where you hit at?
- Slammer: In my foot.
- Jack Spade: Oh, my God!
- Slammer: [Slammer's big toe is sticking out of his shoe, swollen and pulsing] They shot me in my bunion, man!