George Harrison credited as playing...
Self
- [Yoko Ono is preparing tea while George Harrison is visiting]
- John Lennon: This is actually a Beatle wife fixing the tea for one of the Fab Four ex-Beatles.
- George Harrison: Fab Three.
- John Lennon: Fab Three. I'm sorry.
- George Harrison: I see Beatle Bill making a pig of himself.
- John Lennon: You see much of the Beatles these days, the other Beatles?
- George Harrison: I saw Beatle Ed.
- John Lennon: Beatle Ed? How is he?
- George Harrison: He was all right, but he was just going off on a tour.
- John Lennon: Beatle Ed's not doing too well these days, is he?
- George Harrison: He's #5 in Sweden.
- John Lennon: Oh, in Sweden. That's it.
- [John gives a giant wink to the camera]