James Avery credited as playing...
Les' DMV Examiner
- Les' DMV Examiner: Last name first, first name last!
- Les: Uh... Anderson... Les Anderson.
- Les' DMV Examiner: Buckle up, son, it's the real world out here!
- Les' DMV Examiner: Driving instructor: Now Anderson, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I LOVE my coffee. It's probably the only thing I cherish on this god forsaken mud ball called Earth! What I'm trying to say, Anderson, is that most examiners rely on this clipboard...
- [throws the clipboard out the window]
- Les' DMV Examiner: I don't believe in that shit. What I do believe is in my cup of coffee. Now this coffee is hot. If it falls on me it'll probably burn me, right? Speak up, son!
- Les: Yes, yes!
- Les' DMV Examiner: And nobody likes to get burned, now do they?
- Les: No, no!
- Les' DMV Examiner: So it's simple: You burn me, you fail. You don't, you pass.
- Les: While taking his license test, Les halts on a hill top, as instructed and the car behind him honks...
- Les' DMV Examiner: What are you waiting for son, Christmas?
- Les: Les jams the breaks in order to prevent an accident and looks over at the instructor whose coffee cup lands in his crotch...
- Les' DMV Examiner: You're in luck son... the cup... was empty...!