Michael Jackson credited as playing...
Michael
- Steven Spielberg: [when Michael accidentally runs in on his set] Cut! You hairball, I'll never finish this movie! Who let him in? Isn't anybody in charge? Don't you know ANYTHING about show business?
- Michael: I'm sorry.
- Steven Spielberg: My producer is doing this to me, isn't he? I ask for a BAD guy and he gives me Michael Jackson? I can't take it anymore!
- Michael: [a traffic cop points to a "No Moonwalking" sign] Me and my friend, Spike, we were just... But, my friend, he was just... Spike, he was just here...
- Police Officer: [Hands him a ticket pad] I need your autograph right HERE.
- Cowboy: Hey, pilgrim, you wanna ruin my career, I'LL show you *bad*.
- Michael: Sorry, I gotta go. Bye.
- Cowboy: Let's get the varmit.
- [after a wire sprays sparks and scares the kids]
- Michael: [laughs] It's just a plug! It's just a plug.
- Zeke 'Baby Bad' Michael: Yeah, you jumped back too.