Beverly Todd credited as playing...
Monica Pear
- Frank Crawford: [after giving the paperboy's bike a Lithuanian-style throw across the lawn, he drags him over to the wrong place he threw the paper] I said, on the porch! Is this a porch? Does it look like a porch to you? It looks like a shrub to me! Now, pay attention! Shrub, green, leafy. Shrub!
- [He drags the paperboy to the porch]
- Frank Crawford: Porch, flat, concrete!
- [He drags the paperboy back and forth]
- Frank Crawford: Shrub! Porch! You got it now, soldier? Huh?
- Paperboy: [crying] Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
- Frank Crawford: [Frank notices Randy and Marshall, who just came home from the grocery store with Monica] Hey! What are you staring at?
- Monica Pear: [as Marshall and Randy start laughing, she shoos them into the house] Get in the house, boys. Come on. Don't make eye contact.
- Frank Crawford: Is your old man still looking for a job? Tell him we can use a good paperboy. This kid ain't cutting it!
- [He holds up the spooked paperboy]
- Gorgo: [after the altercation with the movers at their new home, a now polite Gorgo speaks for the first time... he's holding a chair] Excuse me Mrs. Pear, where would you like this?
- Monica Pear: Over by the door, thanks.
- Gorgo: [smiles pleasantly] I think that's the perfect place for it, if you don't mind my saying so.
- Loan broker: So, you found your dream house. And right now you're asking First Boise Savings & Loan to give you a mortgage.
- Arlo Pear: As you can see, I've had the same job for 15 years.
- Loan broker: Well, that's very nice, but it's not enough. I mean, Al Capone had the same job for 30 years.
- Monica Pear: But we've never had any problem with credit.
- Loan broker: Oh, don't get me wrong. I trust you. We trust all our customers. Why, this bank was *built* on trust. Here. Sign here.
- Loan broker: Uh, you gotta get closer. This pen is chained down, you know.