Bette Midler credited as playing...
Georgette
- Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.
- Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.
- Georgette: It's not?
- [insulted]
- Georgette: It's *not*? Well *why* not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!
- Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?
- Tito: Very impressed!
- [Georgette sees Oliver in the kitchen]
- Georgette: I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know out of whose *bowl* you're eating?
- Oliver: Yours?
- Georgette: [sarcastically] Ooh! Aren't you a clever kitty?
- Georgette: And do you have any idea whose *home* this is?
- Oliver: I... thought it was Jenny's.
- Georgette: Well, it may be Jenny's *house*, but everything from the doorknobs down is *mine*!
- Georgette: [singing] You pretty pups all over the city / I have your hearts and you have my pity / Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty / Perfect, my dears, is me.
- Rita: Excuse me, uh, sister. Who's Rex?
- Georgette: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
- [to Francis, who is eating chocolates]
- Georgette: and YOU, Tubby, OFF THE BED!
- [to Einstein, who is sniffing in her perfume]
- Georgette: Get away from there, you - - All right! That does it! You yo-yos clear out and I mean now! WIN-STON!
- Georgette: [singing] Girl, we've got work to do / Pass me the paint and glue / Perfect isn't easy / But... it's... me! /And when one knows the world is watching / One does what one must / Some minor adjustments, Darling / Not for my vanity / But for humanity.