Thom Mathews credited as playing...
Joey
- Ed: You're right, there's a chill in the air tonight. Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather.
- Joey: [pointing to coffin] Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.
- Ed: Uh-uh. Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.
- Joey: You're just afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head.
- Ed: Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!
- Joey: Like this job?
- Doc Mandel: [looks at Joey's eyes] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, huh.
- Joey: What? What is it? What's wrong?
- Brenda: Is he gonna be okay?
- Doc Mandel: Let's look at the tongue, alright.
- [Joey opens his mouth]
- Doc Mandel: Oh my God.
- Brenda: What? What is it? What?
- Doc Mandel: [gestures her over] We're going to do a
- [retches]
- Doc Mandel: biopsy.
- Brenda: Is it cancer?
- Doc Mandel: If we're lucky.
- Joey: NOOOOOOOOOO!
- Doc Mandel: You will also notice there is no pupillary response, no reflexes, obviously lividity, suggesting chronic, retractable, rigor mortis.
- Tom Essex: Is it serious?
- Doc Mandel: Is *dead* serious?
- Brenda: But they can talk!
- Joey: Oh God it hurts! I can't move my arms or legs!
- Brenda: See? Now you call this dead? They are not dead, you jerk!
- Doc Mandel: Have you noticed he isn't breathing? Care to check heartbeat? In my opinion they should be contained.
- Tom Essex: Contained?
- Doc Mandel: Bagged.
- Tom Essex: Bagged?
- Doc Mandel: Bagged.
- [dramatically draws up the zipper on Ed's jacket]
- Ed: [moaning in pain] Owie!