Carol Kane credited as playing...
Ghost of Christmas Present
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Close your eyes...! And think of snowflakes and moonbeams and whiskers on kittens...
- [She notices Frank peeking and goes to jab his eys with two fingers]
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Nooooo peeking!
- [Frank blocks the jab and closes his eyes]
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Of rainbows, forget-me-nots... of misty meadows and sun-dappled pools. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to HARLEM!
- [She punches Frank]
- Frank Cross: My jaw!
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes the truth is painful, Frank.
- [She slaps his face]
- Ghost of Christmas Present: But it's made your cheeks rosy and your eyes bright!
- Frank Cross: If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I'll rip your goddamned wings off! Okay?
- The Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh, what is this, Frank? Oh, oh look, Frank! It's a toaster!
- [hits him in the forehead with the toaster]
- Frank Cross: [about Calvin] He's a bright little guy. What's wrong with him?
- Ghost of Christmas Present: He hasn't spoken since he saw his father killed five years ago. He just drifted away, like Sleeping Beauty.
- Frank Cross: I didn't know Grace's husband died.
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh Frank, don't you remember the time she wore black for a year?
- Frank Cross: I remember her wearing black... I thought it was a fashion thing. Everybody was wearing black!
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh Frank.
- Frank Cross: Well, is he going to be okay?
- Ghost of Christmas Present: It's his choice, only he can break the spell.
- Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes you have to *slap* them in the face just to get their attention!
- Frank Cross: If you TOUCH me again, I'm gonna rip your goddamn wings off, okay?
- The Ghost of Christmas Present: Ooh, you know I like the rough stuff, don't you, Frank?
- Ghost of Christmas Present: [repeating the question] On the "Addams Family", what instrument did Lurch play?
- Frank Cross: I may be invisible, but I am *not deaf!*