Maury Chaykin credited as playing...
Burt Klane
- Julius Benedict: You moved too soon.
- Burt Klane: [confused] What?
- Julius Benedict: The second rule in the crisis situation.
- Morris Klane: Uh oh, he's starting that funny talk again.
- Julius Benedict: If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.
- Burt Klane: This is no bluff.
- [Vince hides as Burt comes into the restaurant]
- Linda Mason: Hi!
- Burt Klane: Hi.
- Linda Mason: Can I help you?
- Burt Klane: Uh, yeah... where's the little shit?
- Linda Mason: Uh, you'll have to be more specific.
- Burt Klane: Benedict.
- Linda Mason: Oh, he wouldn't come in here! Isn't that right, Marnie?
- Marnie Mason: Who, Vincent?
- [wipes down a table, dumping scraps on Vincent's head]
- Marnie Mason: That weasel? That creep? I wouldn't serve him if he crawled in here on his hands and knees.
- [Vincent scrambles out on his hands and knees]
- Vincent Benedict: [Answering the phone] Hello!
- Burt Klane: Hey Vince, we haven't forgotten about you. You better have our money tomorrow morning, or else.
- Vincent Benedict: Or else WHAT, you blimp!
- Burt Klane: [knocking at the door] Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.
- Bob Klane: [Klane Brothers come bursting in] Howdy!
- Burt Klane: [to Webster] Who are you?
- Webster: That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.
- Burt Klane: [Firmly] I asked you a question.
- Webster: Well who are you?
- Bob Klane: We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.
- Webster: Interesting gene pool.
- Burt Klane: Don't cast aspersions of my family.
- Webster: Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?
- Burt Klane: Right.
- Webster: My Vince Benedict?
- [Burt and Morris look at one another]
- Webster: So what difference does it make who I am?
- Vincent Benedict: The Klane boys. What an unpleasant surprise.
- Burt Klane: Vince, this has gone way beyond a case of simple loan delinquency.
- Bob Klane: We don't like bein' shot.
- Vincent Benedict: Shot? Who shot ya?
- Julius Benedict: What do you want?
- Burt Klane: We want to take Vince out to the parking lot and kill him.
- Vincent Benedict: Don't you think that's a little drastic?