Telma Hopkins credited as playing...
Rachel Crawford
- Steve Urkel: Rachel, what are you doing?
- Rachel Crawford: Tightrope walking.
- Steve Urkel: Do you know how to do that?
- Rachel Crawford: ...No.
- [Making lemon tarts]
- Carl: Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those.
- Rachel Crawford: I'm what?
- [Turns and squirts filling on Carl's shirt]
- Carl: You shot your bag at me!
- Steve Urkel: Hi everybody!
- Estelle Winslow: Hi honey.
- Rachel Crawford: Steve, did it ever occur to you that when the door is closed we're trying to keep unwanted people out?
- Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then!
- [looking through a vacation pamphlet]
- Eddie: Look at those beaches.
- Laura: Look a those sunsets.
- Rachel Crawford: Look at those men.
- Carl: Look at that buffet.
- [Steve comes out of the freezer at Rachel's Place shivering]
- Rachel Crawford: Honey, how long were you in there?
- Steve Urkel: L-long enough to get i-icicles on my nose hair... Look!
- Rachel Crawford: I'll just take your word for it.
- Steve Urkel: [thinking he's playing hide and seek with Laura, Eddie, & Judy and a shower starts running] That shower running doesn't fool me Laura!
- [walks into the bathroom]
- Rachel Crawford: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Steve Urkel: [runs back into the living room] Sorry Rachel!
- [to self]
- Steve Urkel: WOW!