Adam Morris credited as playing...
Robin
- Marian: [Robin's in prison, and he thinks Marian is a traitor. Marian has got the key to open the cell door and she is outside trying to save him] Robin, Robin where are you?
- Robin: That's *my* business, I think.
- Marian: It's me, Marian.
- Robin: What do you want? Got bored canoodling with our deadly enemies, have you? Snogged so many Normans you've run out of lipsil?
- Marian: What are you talking about? I've got the key! I've come to set you free!
- Robin: I'd rather stay in here, thank you, Miss Traitor.
- Marian: Don't be silly.
- [she proceeds to open the door]
- Robin: Don't touch that door! Guards! Guards! Help! There's a woman trying to set me free!
- Marian: Robin, do you really want to have your head chopped off?
- Robin: Yes, if it means I don't have to look at your double-crossing face again, yes, I certainly do.
- [she proceeds to open the door again]
- Robin: Guards, guards, quick! She's got the key in the door!
- Marian: [she enters the cell] Robin, do you really want to be sliced into more pieces than a package of garlic sausage?
- The Sheriff: [sneaking up from behind] Apparently, he does, my little vixen.
- Marian: [hanging in the dungeon] Help! Help!
- [gives up]
- Marian: Well, this is it I suppose. Oooh, how embarrassing to be put to death when your mother's staying! Why couldn't someone save me? Anyone'd do! As long as he was good looking, and a bit, you know, sulky, with a couple of day's stubble and a pair of really tight-
- Robin: [bursts through the door] Don't worry! I, Robin of Kensington, will save you!
- Marian: Oh, Blimey, not *you*! I'd rather stay up *here*, thanks!
- Robin: But you were shouting for help!
- Marian: No I *wasn't* !
- Robin: You *were*!
- Marian: I was not so!