Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson • Cecile Shapiro • Grandma Flanders • 'Share my locker' • Alive Character #2 • Angelica Button • Angry Crowd • Anonymous Students • Apple • Becky Thatcher • Bessie • Child Crowd • Child at Dentist's • Connie Appleseed • Cosine • Crowd Members • Dil • Driver • Edith • Eliza Simpson • Estonian Dwarf as Lisa • Francine Rhenquist • Gabriel • Genital Snurfs • Improv Shakespeare Actress #2 • Inanimate Carbon Rod #2 • Itchy & Scratchy Show End Credits Singers • Jake Boyman • Kate • Lisa Cactus • Lisa Jr. • Lisa's Granddaughter • Lisa's Guilt • Lisa's Mindsets • Lisabello • Lisanardo da Vinci • Lisandra • Lizzie Albertson • Maggie Simpson • Malibu Kevin • Marge's Friend #1 • Nuclear Waste • Pagan Daughter • Pahasatira Nahasapeemapetilon • Retirement Party Singers • Rudy Huxtable • Sacajawea • Salieri • Shouting Crowd • Shouting Teachers • Siddmartha • Singing Choir • Singing Crowd • Snow White • Surgery Audience • Tracey Ullman Lisa Simpson • Voice Activated Search Machine • Woman in Queue • Yay Crowd • Yeardley Smith • Zia Simpson
- Homer: [proud of the Bear patrol] Not a Bear in sight! The Bear patrol is working like a charm.
- Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
- Homer: Thank you, honey.
- Lisa: By that logic, I could say this rock keeps tigers away!
- Homer: Oh yeah, how does it work?
- Lisa: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
- Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock...
- Care Home Nurse: [having sabotaged a computer game system] Well excuse us for making the worst job in the World a little easier. The terrible pay, the constant presence of Death.
- Lisa: But you can't stop them from having their fun!
- Care Home Nurse: They should have had their fun before they got here!
- Lisa: I suppose you could say I'd like to bring the Milhouse out in Nelson.
- Milhouse: But I'm ALL Milhouse!
- Professor Frink: The Nobel Prize! It must be for my hammer which is also a screwdriver, which is mildly convenient.
- Lisa: Just for that?
- Professor Frink: It was a slow year.
- Lisa: [afraid she has the Simpsons' stupidity gene] Is there something I can do to change my DNA like sit on a microwave?
- Dr Hibbert: ...Not according to any movie I've ever seen.
- Lisa: [environmental presentation] There will be no Springfield in 20 years! The sea levels will rise, drowning the lowlands! Fields that once fed the World will be reduced to Deserts! And in the New Ninevah, DARKNESS FALLS!
- Lisa: [Marge's Life Coach] And because therapists don't have families, you can call them day or night!