Marcia Wallace credited as playing...
Edna Krabappel • Crowd • Ms. Melon • Others • Spirit #1 • Woman in Bar
- Milhouse: Mrs Krabappel? How will we know if we fall in love?
- Mrs. Krabappel: Don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!
- Mrs. Krabappel: You're endangering the childrens' future!
- Principal Skinner: [too loud] Oh, come on Edna, you know as well as I that these kids HAVE no future! Ha! Prove me wrong, children!
- Mrs. Krabappel: Is this the line to rag on the new Principal Skinner?
- Marge: If you have eight items or less.
- Mrs. Krabappel: Ten, nine, eight! He's a weenie!
- Marge: The first Principal Skinner was a weenie too!
- Mrs. Krabappel: But he was OUR weenie!
- Agnes Skinner: Now there was a weenie you could be proud to call your son.
- Marge: Did you ever tell him that?
- Mrs. Krabappel: [Bart accidentally killed the class fish with his yo-yo] Bart, that's one month's detention.
- Bart: Mrs Krabappel, we're all upset by the untimely deaths of Stinky and Wrinkles, but life goes on, so if I could just have my yo-yo back...
- Mrs. Krabappel: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
- Bart: [Bart imagines himself as a giant with a yo-yo and Mrs Krabappel as a tiny person] Here you go.
- [he reels it in before she can grab it]
- Bart: Just kidding. Here you go.
- [does it again]
- Bart: Just kidding.
- [laughs evilly]
- Mrs. Krabappel: Well, would you?
- Bart: Absolutely.
- Mrs. Krabappel: HA!