Courtney Gains credited as playing...
Hans Klopek
- [looking at photo]
- Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
- Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.
- Mark Rumsfield: [mocking] It came wit de frame?
- Mark Rumsfield: Rumsfield's the name. Don't think I caught yours, sonny?
- Hans Klopek: H-H-Hans.
- Mark Rumsfield: Hans! Oh-ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?
- Mark Rumsfield: Hey... Pinocchio! Where are you going?
- Hans Klopek: [runs away and slips on dog poo]
- Mark Rumsfield: [runs, slips and falls on poo too, then grabs him] Don't you make a move sonny. I was eighteen months in the bush and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat.