Dick Miller credited as playing...
Garbageman
- Art: Wait, hold it, garbies! Garbies, garbage men! Hold on a minute, wait a sec! Wait. Wait, wait, hold it. What are you doing?
- Vic, Garbageman #1: Emptying garbage.
- Art: Into the garbage truck? What are you, out of your mind?
- Art Wiengartner: [emptying the Klopeks garbage into the street] Give me that.
- Joe, Garbageman #2: Here you go.
- [empties bag in street]
- Vic, Garbageman #1: What are YOU doin'?
- Joe, Garbageman #2: You asked me to help.
- Vic, Garbageman #1: [groans in annoyance]
- Vic, Garbageman #1: The question here is garbage. Who picks up this mess?
- Mr. Rumsfield: Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because YOU are a garbage man.
- Vic, Garbageman #1: I pick up garbage from cans, not from the street!