Bernie Casey credited as playing...
Mr. Ryan
- Bill: He's dead?
- Mr. Ryan: So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.
- Bill: Well, yeah.
- Ted: You totally blew it, dude.
- Mr. Ryan: Ted, stand up.
- Ted: Stand up?
- Mr. Ryan: Yes, son. Stand up.
- [Ted stands]
- Mr. Ryan: Now, who was Joan of Arc?
- Ted: ...Noah's wife?
- [laughter, then bell]
- Bill: Mr. Ryan, before you say anything, my distinguished colleague Ted and I wish to express to you our thanks - for all the things we have learned in your class.
- Mr. Ryan: And what have you learned?
- Bill: We have, uh... We've learned that the world has a great history.
- Ted: Yes! And that thanks to great leaders such as Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic Method, the world is - *full* of history.