Tony Steedman credited as playing...
Socrates
- [Bill and Ted are in Ancient Greece]
- Bill: [approaching Socrates] How's it going? I'm Bill, this is Ted. We're from the future.
- Socrates: Socrates.
- Ted: [whispering to Bill] Now what?
- Bill: I dunno. Philosophize with him!
- Ted: [clears his throat, to Socrates] "All we are is dust in the wind," dude.
- [Socrates gives them a blank stare]
- Bill: [scoops up a pile of dust from the basin before them and lets it run out of his hand] Dust.
- [he blows the remainder away]
- Bill: Wind.
- Ted: [points at Socrates] Dude.
- Socrates: [Socrates gasps] Yes! "Like the sands of the hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives..."
- Girl at Mall: Oh, my God!
- [laughs with her friend at Freud's introduction]
- Sigmund Freud: You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
- Girl at Mall: You are such a geek!
- [walks off with her friend]
- Billy the Kid: Way to go, egghead!
- Socrates: GEEK!
- [laughs]
- Sigmund Freud: What is a geek?