Keith Coogan credited as playing...
- Mitch: So, how did your big date go last night?
- Vince: Can you keep a secret?
- Mitch: Yeah. Sure.
- Vince: So can I.
- Aunt Sofia: You still want to kill people?
- Mitch: Na, they're too stupid.
- Aunt Sofia: You're telling me - your grandfather's marrying the Bermuda Triangle!
- Mitch: [at the funeral] So, Grandpa, how come you didn't come to the church?
- Vince: God makes me nervous when you get him indoors - besides, I don't like to see people in their coffins. They always look so much smaller without their spirits.
- Tish: Have you ever tried to put panty hose on with wet nails?
- Mitch: It's a bitch.
- Tish: I'm just trying to help, Mitchie. I could give you the girl's point of view.
- Mitch: Tish, kiss my squirrel!
- Larry: Hey, hey, we will have no squirrel kissing here tonight.
