Lisanne Falk credited as playing...
Heather McNamara
- Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
- Heather McNamara: Let's knock off early. Buy some shoes. Something lame like that.
- Heather McNamara: It's your turn, Heather.
- Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?
- Heather Duke: Sorry, Heather.
- Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing.
- Veronica Sawyer: You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. fucking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.
- Veronica Sawyer: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
- Heather McNamara the Cheerleader: Probably.
- Veronica Sawyer: Watch it, Heather, you might be digesting food there.
- Heather McNamara: Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
- Heather Duke: Fuck it.
- Heather McNamara: God had cursed me I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be cheerleading captain...
- Veronica Sawyer: She knows we listen to this show.
- Heather Duke: Ohmygod.
- [delighted]
- Heather Duke: We'll crucify her!
- Heather McNamara: God, they won't expel him, they'll just suspend him for a week or something.
- Heather Chandler: He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail.
- Veronica Sawyer: No way. He used blanks. All J. D. really did was ruin two pairs of pants, maybe not even that. Can you bleach out urine stains?
- Heather McNamara: God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
- Veronica Sawyer: Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians... Tator Tots. It's a real party continent.
- Heather McNamara: God, come on, Veroinca.
- Veronica Sawyer: What is your damage, Heather?
- Heather McNamara: Don't blame me, blame Heather. She told me to haul your ass into the caf, pronto. Back me up, Heather.
- Heather Duke: Yeah, she really wants to talk to you, Veronica.
- Veronica Sawyer: Okay, I'm going. Jesus Christ.