Nicolette Scorsese credited as playing...
Mary
- Mary: [working at a department store lingerie counter, wearing a low cut top] Can I show you something?
- Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing.
- Mary: For your wife, or your girlfriend?
- Clark: What? What happened? Whoooph! I guess. it wouldn't be any - woah, hehe - wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - *hotter* than they are! Woooh, it *is* warm in here.
- Mary: Well, you have your coat on.
- Clark: Yes. Oh, do I? How did that happen?
- Mary: Because it's cold out?
- Clark: Yes! Yes. it is. It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out. Ha ha ha ha ha! What did I say, nipple? Hehe - ahhh, there is a nip in the air, though.
- Mary: Can I take something out for you?
- Mary: These are cut really high in the hip. Look, I'm wearing something similar. See, you can't see the line.
- Clark: Can't see the line, can you Russ?
- Rusty Griswold: Nope.
- [Clark stares at Rusty in shock]
- Clark: She doesn't wear underwear. There are plenty of shopping days left - until adultery - adulthood. Which is to say Christmas, as in Yule. Yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log. But, I mean, you know, if I had a log - not in the sense that you think I said I did. Oh, good golly. 'Tis the season to be merry.
- Mary: Well, that's my name.