Danny Hassel credited as playing...
Dan
- Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice!
- Dan Jordan: Mom?
- Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.
- Mark Gray: [seeing someone cut their hand on a beer bottle] God, I could have gone all night without looking at that.
- Greta Gibson: You know, I think it's very strange how you draw your comics loaded with blood and guts. That freaks you out.
- Dan Jordan: Yeah, it's just a little blood, guy.
- Mark Gray: I know what it is, you big, dumb jock.
- Dan Jordan: And as adults, we must now prepare for our new life outside this wonderful environment known as Springwood High. So let's blow this pop stand!